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US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Elephant Reads CNN

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
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USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…

Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…

Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch
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Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! A disgruntled ex-employee, probably a card-carrying member of the Socialist Democrats, is crying foul because the Justice…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Elephant Reads CNN

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
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NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
Elephant Reads CNN

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…

Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics
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Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their “woke” agenda, is crying about how a judge is supposedly soft…

Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment
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Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh my freaking god, you guys! 🙄 Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…

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