Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…
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Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…
Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…
Sudan: A buffet of human rights violations, served daily
Oh, Sudan, Sudan… Another country that the liberal media suddenly cares about because they think it makes Trump look bad.…
Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…
Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…
Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN
Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some…
Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…