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Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix
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Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense! Iowa has bravely removed gender identity from its civil rights code, and about…

Gaza: More Like Orchestrated CHAOS-ter, Am I Right
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Gaza: More Like Orchestrated CHAOS-ter, Am I Right

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Orchestrated disaster in Gaza,” they cry. You know what’s orchestrated? The liberal media’s…

CNN: Social Security Admin Publicly Worships Trump’s Bill, Is This Real Life
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CNN: Social Security Admin Publicly Worships Trump’s Bill, Is This Real Life

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Of course the Social Security Administration sent out an email celebrating President Trump’s tax relief for seniors! It’s about time…

ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
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ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
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California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
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The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…

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