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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
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Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
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Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

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