FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…
Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…
EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…