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Trump’s Pardon Falls Short For Pipe Bomb Suspect
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Trump’s Pardon Falls Short For Pipe Bomb Suspect

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Virginia man, Brian Cole Jr., who’s accused of planting two pipe…

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
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Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
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You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa
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Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a downright terrifying story coming out of Mississippi. Authorities have launched a…

Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt
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Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about John Yoo, a conservative lawyer who’s about to join a Justice Department investigation,…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
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Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
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Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…

Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
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Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…

Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched
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Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A high school senior, Hiram Carrero, 19, has been sentenced to…

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