Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Tag: crime
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…
Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…
Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…