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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
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Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…

Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
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Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…

GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
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GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…

Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
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Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
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Feds May Crash Your Voting Party

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…

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