REGGAE ON THE ROOF—WHERE YOUR DAD’S OLD BOB MARLEY SHIRT FINALLY FITS IN! 🎶 Every Saturday night, Café Circa turns into a tropical fever dream with reggae beats, overpriced cocktails, and a rooftop that’s “heated” (aka barely surviving winter).
- “Free” entry until 11PM (if you RSVP like a good little partygoer) 🎟️
- 2 levels, 2 bars, and 1 existential crisis when you realize you’re too old for this 🥲
- Their “heated” rooftop is just a space heater and wishful thinking 🔥
Wanna sit? Call (516) 424-7280 and pray they don’t charge you for oxygen. 💸
Birthday “Special”: $350 for 2 bottles and a hookah (because nothing says “adulting” like coughing up cash and smoke). 🎉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
