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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! ๐Ÿ‘ด The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
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Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
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Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™€๏ธ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…

Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
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David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG, another Superman article? ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine ๐Ÿ™„), shuffled off…

AC/DC’s Chicago Concert in 4K: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Melted (Maybe) During Their 2025 “We Swear This Is The Last One” Tour
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AC/DC’s Chicago Concert in 4K: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Melted (Maybe) During Their 2025 “We Swear This Is The Last One” Tour

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ MusicJunkie422 (probably some tone-deaf millennial) has uploaded 4K video of AC/DC’s May 24 concert at Soldier Field in…

โœจ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeneyโ€™s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! ๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿšซ Too Hot for Gotham? Sydney Sweeneyโ€™s Catwoman Creates a Costume Catastrophe ๐Ÿšจ
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โœจ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeneyโ€™s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! ๐Ÿ™„

FinnDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Hold onto your capes, folks, because Gotham is facing its most absurd crisis yet. The much-anticipated ยซBatman 2ยป directed by…

ยซStuffed With Cashยป: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin โ€“ Despite Hating It ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
๐ŸŒŸ Batman 2: Colin Farrell vs. ยซThat F***ing Suitยป โ€“ The Truth Behind the Feathers and Fat Suit ๐Ÿค”
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ยซStuffed With Cashยป: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin โ€“ Despite Hating It ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€

FinnNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

Hollywoodโ€™s favorite tortured artist, Colin Farrell, is gearing up to slather himself in prosthetics and fury once again as the…

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