Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist Attorney General of D.C., Brian Schwalb, is suing our glorious President Trump for sending in the National Guard to clean up their crime-ridden streets. Can you believe the audacity? It’s like thanking a firefighter for saving your house by slapping him with a lawsuit!
Schwalb and his commie cronies claim that having troops patrol neighborhoods, arrest criminals, and generally make the city safer is somehow “unconstitutional.” Never mind that these are the same people who want to defund the police and let criminals run wild. The hypocrisy is thicker than Hillary Clinton’s pantsuits!
They say it undermines the city’s “autonomy” and hurts the local economy. Autonomy to do what? Let Antifa burn down buildings and BLM loot businesses? And as for the economy, maybe if they stopped catering to woke corporations and started supporting law and order, businesses wouldn’t be fleeing faster than rats from a sinking ship.
It’s all part of the Democrats’ grand plan to undermine President Trump and turn America into a socialist hellhole. But fear not, patriots! Our President is on the case, and he won’t let these radical leftists destroy our great nation. Drain the swamp!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
