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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. πŸ₯±πŸ•Ί This “Matinee Disco”…

Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
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Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…

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Hey “BabeHouse Slumber Party” devs, maybe fix your game before dropping another version

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 BOO! The Babehouse Slumber Party on 1.18 is here to tuck you in! 🚨 Prepare for a “sacred” night…

Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor
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Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

A new kind of trip is coming for the price of a ticket. On Sunday, January 18, 2026, at Audio…

The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
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The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…

Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
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Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…

Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
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Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! πŸ•ΊπŸ• The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…

BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
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BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR β€œI BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…

Deadhead Disco: Los Angeles β€” When the Grateful Dead’s final show turned into a zombie rave
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Deadhead Disco: Los Angeles β€” When the Grateful Dead’s final show turned into a zombie rave

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Deadhead Disco Promises to Resurrect Deadheads From the Grave With Dance Music 🚨 In a bold attempt to…

The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
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The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…

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