🚨 BREAKING: Deadhead Disco Promises to Resurrect Deadheads From the Grave With Dance Music 🚨
In a bold attempt to make your parents cool again, Deadhead Disco is set to debut in Los Angeles on January 17, 2026, at Teragram Ballroom. 🕺💀
This revolutionary event promises to resurrect the spirit of the Grateful Dead, but not in a creepy way—just through house music mashups and psychedelic lighting. Think of it as a jam band rave, but with more glow sticks and fewer tie-dye shirts.
Colin Johnson will lead this four-hour journey, blending classic Dead jams with modern bangers from artists like Goose, Tame Impala, and Bonobo. No openers, no interruptions—just non-stop grooves to keep the ghosts of Woodstock dancing.
Doors open at 9pm. 18+. Bring your dancing shoes and a designated driver—because yes, even Deadheads need to get home safely. 🚗💨
For more info, email [email protected].
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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