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Tag: Donald Trump

White House Gives Up On Math
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House Gives Up On Math

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump has decided to use fake…

Chicks Spark Outrage With Natalie Maines Trump Comments
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Chicks Spark Outrage With Natalie Maines Trump Comments

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

The Chicks are once again beefing with a US president. This time around, frontwoman Natalie Maines has drawn the ire…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that “massive oil,…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
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Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

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