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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick
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Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pennsylvania Senators John Fetterman and Dave McCormick chatting with Michael Smerconish about…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

UAE Eats Again Who Knew
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UAE Eats Again Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the United Arab Emirates’ restaurant market, and let me tell you, it’s…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
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You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
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Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…

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