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Tag: Drama

GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
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Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
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Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!
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Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guitarist 🎸 Phil Fasciana of those geriatric Florida 🐊 death metallers 💀 MALEVOLENT CREATION (still around? 😂) has…

‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…

SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
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SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…

Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
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Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? 😂), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…

EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

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