ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…
Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…
Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks
OMG! 🙄 Bryan Ferrer’s “Entre las Vías” is a 5-year deep dive into Puerto Rico’s railway fail! 🤣 From the…
Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…
“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
**OMG! 🙄 “Enemy in My House” 🏡 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…