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Tag: Drama

Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently
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Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Governor Cox of Utah, bless his heart, is calling for unity after the unfortunate…

DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion
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DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear the news? TWISTED SISTER is crawling out of their retirement graves for a 50th-anniversary cash…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month
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SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

OMG 😱! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock 🪨, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die 🧛. Yeah,…

Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
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Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

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