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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
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Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash
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Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to drop into the world of overpriced gaming peripherals, folks, as SteelSeries and KontrolFreek have teamed up with…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

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