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Tag: Europe

BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
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BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…

UGLY KID JOE Claims to Have Written ‘A Gazillion’ Songs (Yeah, Right) For Upcoming Album
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UGLY KID JOE Claims to Have Written ‘A Gazillion’ Songs (Yeah, Right) For Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

In a recent chat with “Reckless” Rexx Ruger of the prestigious (ahem) Pod Scum podcast, UGLY KID JOE’s very own…

CNN Business: Trump’s ‘Biggest Deal Ever’ or Europe’s Surrender? You Decide
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business: Trump’s ‘Biggest Deal Ever’ or Europe’s Surrender? You Decide

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Another brilliant victory for President Trump! He’s making deals so big, the EU is crying into their croissants. Seems like…

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Elephant Reads CNN

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
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HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…

“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN in London, folks, pushing their usual climate alarmism. Apparently, your morning cup of coffee…

Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
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Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…

BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
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BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…

ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…

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