Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…
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SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…
DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…
Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! 👋 Are you ready for some exciting news? 🎉 We’ve just discovered that the WWE…
Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…