Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…
Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…
