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BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…

NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly
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NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol),…

NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
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NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! 🤣 Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…

Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot
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Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! Miami Worldcenter’s grand opening is on May 22nd! 🤩 RSVP? LOL, good luck with that! It’s at NE 10th…

San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake
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San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Join us for the kick off of the Urban Vibrancy Institute’s Block Party series with an event the city will…

Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees
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Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Sex Ed for Dummies! 🤣 Learn “healthy boundaries” 🙄 on May 13, 2025, 3-4 PM EST! Zoom in & discover…

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“I’m Enough,” Says Guy Who Clearly Needs Attention: A Musical Short Film (Pray for Us)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

“I’m Enough” 🙄? More like “I’m Bored”! Jameson Glover’s cinematic masterpiece (or maybe not) graces Greenbelt Cinema on May 18th,…

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“Peripheral of Blue”: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

FREE STUFF ALERT! 🚨 “Peripheral of Blue” premieres! 🍸7:00 PM – 8:00 PM: Free booze! 🎬8:00 PM: Film! 🎤8:30 PM:…

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Drew Dunn: Still a Comedian, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**Drew Dunn, the 2017 Boston Comedy Fest winner, graces 162 E Superior St! 🤣 He started in 2014, peaked in…

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WNBA: Still Trying To Make “Fun” Happen, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM** 😂 Prepare for peak cringe! Defector Media & WNBA fans unite to gently whine about…

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