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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore
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McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

😂 Oh, Tennessee, you never disappoint! 🤣 Seems like some master criminals 🤡 decided that the hottest new home decor…

James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
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James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…

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