Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…
CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…
FEMA Chief Decides To Spend More Time With Family, Which Is Code For “Trump Was About To Fire Him”
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Richardson, the now-former head of FEMA, is out! Sources say this lib couldn’t…
Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
Alright, buckle up buttercups ☕, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face 😜), has graced us with…
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…
Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…
Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…
BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits
OMG! 😱 David Coverdale, the dude who basically invented hairspray and skintight jeans, has officially retired! 👴🎸 Say it ain’t…