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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

Blu-Ray Review – Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)
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Blu-Ray Review – Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Ah, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. Because what the world REALLY needed was MORE Crawley family drama. Because apparently, we…

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
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Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
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5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…

MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right 🚽), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
Government Shutdown: Is This the End of the World (or Just the End of Liberal Excess)?
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“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…

Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
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Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…

TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
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TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…

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