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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…

Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
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Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…

JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
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JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…

EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
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EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…

Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…

Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
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Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
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Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…

DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
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DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…

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