Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…
Tag: Family
Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…
Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…
Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Philadelphia police officer, Shane Seiber, was shot and killed, and…
Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…
John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…
Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…
When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘
“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. 💀 Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…
OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…
Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…