NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
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Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors
Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some…
5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…
CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…
‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…
Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired
Oh, great, another woke “expert” trying to feminize our men! Dr. John Delony, probably a closet socialist, is telling fathers…
Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…