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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing
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Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In the most epic battle of wits, a new documentary film “Nuisance Bear” is coming to town, and we can’t…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song
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SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt change your life forever?…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix
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Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the reopening of Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to say,…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

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