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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
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YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

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