Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG , the legends of ambient house, The Orb, are back with a new album called Buddhist Hipsters! Will it…
Behold, peasants! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a re-release of his 1994…
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…
🤣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…
OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…
Oh great, more doomy dirges from the geriatric goth squad, PARADISE LOST! 🙄 They’ve just dropped a new “music video”…
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
OMG! 😱 The geriatric metal squad, SWEET SAVAGE, is BACK with an album called “Bang” hitting stores on September 12…
