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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…

Philadelphia House Suddenly Remembers Woman Who Vanished Eight Years Ago
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Philadelphia House Suddenly Remembers Woman Who Vanished Eight Years Ago

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nicole Fusaro, a 27-year-old woman who went missing…

Britney Spears ‘She’ll Never Be Me’: Because Lets Face It Nobody Can Handle This Level of Chaotic fabulousness and Unbridled Crazy
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Britney Spears ‘She’ll Never Be Me’: Because Lets Face It Nobody Can Handle This Level of Chaotic fabulousness and Unbridled Crazy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2026October 11, 2026

Breaking news: Britney Spears is back, and she’s still the queen of pop 🎤👑! The Princess of Pop has dropped…

Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone
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Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest consumer sentiment index, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

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