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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Please Let Him Restrict Voting Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Asks Supreme Court To Please Let Him Restrict Voting Already

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s administration is at it again, asking the Supreme Court…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
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Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
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Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
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McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

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