Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the energy industry is abuzz with the possibility…
Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…
Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…
Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Fed’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a real…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…