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US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
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US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
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Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
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Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…

Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
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Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

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