Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…
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Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isn’t the Only Thing That Doesn’t Measure Up
Another Leftist Plot to Infiltrate Law Enforcement: Shaq Funds 7-Foot-3 Giant’s Police Exam Retake After Failing by ONE Point –…
Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…
When Red and Blue Team Leaders Finally Agree on Something: Punching People Is Bad, Actually
Liberal Governors Whine About Political Violence While Trying to Start a Civil War In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Pennsylvania’s…
Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)
Okay, so I begrudgingly loaded up Outward 2, fully expecting to hate every single polygon of its existence. I mean,…
“Thanks, Obama! Why Your Healthcare Costs Are Now Higher Than Your Rent”
Oh, look, CNN is *shocked* that Obamacare is a disaster! Who could have possibly foreseen that a government takeover of…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…
Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025
Another day, another victory for President Trump! Even the failing CNN has to admit that mortgage rates are dropping. You…
CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…
Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…