Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…
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New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…
Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…
Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
**OMG! 🙄 Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…
High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink
Folks, can you believe this? High Noon, probably infiltrated by woke leftists, is recalling their vodka seltzer because some cans…
CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN
Folks, CNN10 is at it again, pushing their globalist, socialist agenda to brainwash our kids! Coy, probably a closet liberal,…
CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…
**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
DEATH TO ALL, the tribute act for the late, great (allegedly) Chuck Schuldiner and his (arguably) pioneering band DEATH, is…
SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)
OMG! 😱 Sevendust is apparently still a thing and celebrating the 21st anniversary of their *cough* “beloved” acoustic album “Southside…