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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from Houston, Texas!

Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal!

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

Bruce Dickinson 👴🏻 Still at it? 🎤🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓️, Obviously 🙄).
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Bruce Dickinson 👴🏻 Still at it? 🎤🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓️, Obviously 🙄).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive Death/Thrash Metal from Sarasota, Florida!

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪
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Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2025April 18, 2025

Florida, the land of sunshine, alligators, and questionable life choices, has done it again! On July 17th, 2024 (a date…

🎤🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?
🍊🎶 Jarvis Cocker and Pulp: How Oranges Inspired a New Album After 24 Years!
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🎤🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2025April 11, 2025

Britpop legends Pulp are making a comeback with their first album in 24 years — and it’s all thanks to…

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