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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…

Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
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Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…

GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…

Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release
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Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

After a year of turmoil in the trading card game market, it’s refreshing to see Disney Lorcana’s latest set, Hyperia…

Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
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Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…

RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more
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RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

The legendary MMO RuneScape has been around for 25 years, and in that time, it’s undergone more changes than a…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
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Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…

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