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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…

SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
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SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…

SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…

CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked
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CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump deploying the National Guard! It’s always a “threat to democracy” when a Republican…

EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…

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