The Merkins’ Annual Holiday Extravaganza: Where Tinsel Meets Taint and Everyone Leaves With a Story They’ll Regret
🎶💀 Willy & Kelly Langenhuizen’s Afterlife Bash: Heavy Metal, Hot Dogs & Heartfelt Chaos 🎸🔥 Doors 2:30pm, music 3:30pm, food…
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4th Annual Chili Cook Off and Ugly Christmas Sweater Party
4th Annual Chili Cook Off and Ugly Christmas Sweater Party: Where Spicy Food Meets Fashion Disasters 😂 When: Sunday, Dec…
Curling on Tap: The Stone Cold Truth About Beer and Brooms
Calling all ice-obsessed misfits and beer enthusiasts! 🍻 Ever wanted to sweep your problems away while pretending you’re in the…
Can’t Feel Your Face? Try This Guinness Record for Maximum Chill
🚨 BREAKING: A suspiciously well-coordinated invasion of tourists, food trucks, and inflatable slides descends upon Birch Bay this summer, sponsored…
The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…
Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…
Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…
California Farmer Thought Wife Was Just Another Crop to Harvest, Gets Arrested for Murder in Arizona
California Farmer Arrested for Murdering Estranged Wife in Arizona — Because Nothing Says ‘Climate Crisis’ Like a Dead Farmer In…
Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
🚨 BREAKING: Lou Koller’s Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult 🚨 😱🍔➡️🦠 In a plot…
Diving Headfirst Into The Gold River Project—Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Chaos
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Another Survival Game Wants to Kill You (And It’s Probably Your Fault) 🚨 In a shocking turn…