Listen up, Atlantans! Because MLK Weekend is apparently all about overpriced roof parties now. 🙄
Get ready for the “LEMON DROP FEST BRUNCH & DAY PARTY” at **The Rooftop at Glenwood (2313 Sylvan Rd, Atlanta, GA)** on **Saturday, January 18, 2025**. Yes, that’s right, the **MLK Weekend** schedule is locked in for your bottomless mimica thirst trap content.
Expect “Atlanta’s top DJs” (subjective), “Gourmet Food” (probably sliders), and **2 Levels** of regret. **Free Entry Until 5PM w/ RSVP**, because nothing says exclusive like being free if you spam a text. Doors open at **2:00 PM** and the forced fun ends at **8:00 PM**.
Text (516) 424-7280 to secure your spot in the corner. 💅
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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