Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl Watch Party” to the Henry J. Kaiser Center for the Arts this Super Bowl Sunday. 🏈 Because nothing says authentic community spirit like an event “made possible through BAHC Foundation support.”
Expect a “vibrant festival atmosphere” where you can enjoy live music and food from “local vendors” (probably). Want to watch Super Bowl LX on a big screen? You better believe you need to RSVP for that free ticket, because seating is “limited” and the bureaucracy is real. 😂 They even want to film you for “exhibition” purposes—classic!
To get in, take BART or AC Transit, leave your drone and pepper spray at home, and remember: if you bring a bag bigger than 14” x 14” x 6”, you’re basically a criminal. 👮♂️ Don’t worry, the event is “accessible to all,” provided “all” means you followed these 500 rules. See you there (or not)! 🤡
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