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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

๐ŸŽฌ Last Vendetta film release party! ๐Ÿ“Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM โ€“ 8:00…

Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name
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Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, started comedy in 2015 and opened for Martin Lawrence’s “Yโ€™all Know What it is…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! โš ๏ธ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Check…

Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food
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Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Welcome to the Actor Empowerment – Summit Chicago 2025! ๐Ÿ™„ Join us on Saturday, September 6th & 7th 2025 at…

Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid
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Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, is gracing The Comedy Bar with her uh…presence!** ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคฃ 2-Item Minimum Per Guest! Valid…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
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Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposรฉ with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…

Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
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Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

2-Item Minimum Per Guest ๐Ÿ˜‚ Valid ID Required for Entry ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ First Come, First Served Seating ๐Ÿช‘ No Outside Food…

Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
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Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑSecret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!๐Ÿ’ฅMillion Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!๐Ÿคฏ FREE tix if you…

Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
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Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! ๐Ÿคก Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…

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