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Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
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Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…

Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. πŸ˜‚ Check…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** πŸŽˆπŸ˜‚ Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
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Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet πŸ€‘ at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**🎬 Oh, honey, get ready for the ✨Arts Accelerator Film Festival✨! South Florida’s most important film event, where dreams are…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE πŸ’˜ at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL πŸ˜‚! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

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