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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
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SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision

Chord F. DiscordDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…

Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…

OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants
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OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat doing what Democrats do best: rigging the system! Washington’s own Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, probably angling for…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…

Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out
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Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Busted! Crooked Kugler, a Biden appointee, caught red-handed breaking Fed rules with her shady stock trades.…

Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
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Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…

Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice
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Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Dinner with Strangers! 🤣 Sign up, pay 💸, and maybe, just maybe, 🤞 you’ll dine with 4-6 randos! If not,…

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
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Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…

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