Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…
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OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…
Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…
DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…
5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…