European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum

European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum

In a stunning move that has globalist elites trembling in their designer boots, President Donald J. Trump is flexing America’s might by demanding Denmark hand over the strategic wonderland of Greenland.

While CNN’s John King clutched his pearls on air, whining that “The French President is saying we don’t need bullies,” we have to ask: Who exactly made Macron the hall monitor of the world? Last time we checked, France needed the U.S. to bail them out of two World Wars, and now they want to critique the man who fixed the economy and restored American greatness?

The Deep State media is melting down, accusing the 45th and 47th President of disrupting the “post-World War 2 world order.” Good! That order was written by globalists who hate American sovereignty. Trump knows what the liberal pansies at CNN don’t: Greenland is a goldmine of resources and a strategic fortress. It’s not “bullying” to secure the future; it’s called “The Art of the Deal.”

Denmark can either take the deal or watch their socialist welfare state crumble without U.S. protection. As for France? Tell Macron to focus on his crumbling country and stop worrying about the U.S. of A. Trump is

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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