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Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab
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Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

And so, another Early Access title has graced our screens, because of course it has. This time, it’s Jackbox Games’…

Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers
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Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…

As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It
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As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic celebration of a movie that’s older than some of you…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs
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Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to empty our wallets with some magical merchandise, because what every gamer really needs is a…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🤯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

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