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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
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“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶
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🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG 🙄clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…

Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
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Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…

Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
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Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…

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