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Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
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Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…

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