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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…

Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
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Londoners suddenly care about privacy now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…

Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
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Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…

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