Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? ð We’ve had like,…
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GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…
Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Far Far West Early Access Preview â Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work ðĪŠ. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…
Oh Joy Another Thriller with Overpaid Actors Like Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett Who Will Probably Overact Their Way Through the Entire Movie Verity
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly unnecessary movie news ever: Verity is coming to cinemas! ðĨð I mean, who needs…
Breaking News: Bret Michaels Still Singing Nothin But A Good Time 40 Years Later Because Thats All Hes Got Left
He was joined by hip-hop superstar Wiz Khalifa at the Draft Theater outside Acrisure Stadium, and together they kicked off…
PlayStation Now Requires You to Beg for Permission to Play Your Own Games Every 30 Days Because Sony Loves You and Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Having Too Much Fun
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that since the March 2026 update, PlayStation 4 and 5…
PokÃĐmon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary PokÃĐmon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times
PokÃĐmon GO is turning 10, and to celebrate, it’s pulling out all the stops – and by stops, I mean…
Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…