Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
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Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…
Florida’s Iguanas: Not Swinging from Vines, Just Getting Eaten by Everything
Florida Iguanas Face Frozen Reality, and CNN Blames Climate Change Well, folks, it’s happening again. As temperatures dip below the…
Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…
Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!
Breaking: Chaos Erupts in Minneapolis as Soros-Backed “Protesters” Get Their Just Desserts! Minneapolis police did what every red-blooded American wishes…
Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate
Breaking: Trump’s Economy is a Dumpster Fire Wrapped in a Stock Market Mirage The Cheeto-in-Chief jetted off to Iowa this…
Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…
Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…
Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…
75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…