Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Because you still play WoW apparently
In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…
Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…
Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…
Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…