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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
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Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…

Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
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Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027

FinnMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…

Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
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Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…

Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
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Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…

ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
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ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…

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New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

As busy adults, we often forget that we were once children. From time to time, allow yourself to have some…

Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
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Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life

FinnApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…

Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
The Algorithm Of The Night: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Dance? 🌃🕺
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Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

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