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Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt
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Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 20, 2026

Behold, the most thrilling webinar of 2024! 🥳 Free MS Teams chaos awaits you on January 23, 2024, because nothing…

Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor
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Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚨 WARNING: The Antigravity Academy invites you to a “casual community hang” at Sundance on January 18, 2025. 🚨 The…

Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió
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Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for “Soluciones Positivas para Familias,” because nothing says fun like seven mandatory Thursday mornings listening to the NJICCP.…

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The Athletic Molars: A Sports Dentist’s Guide to Taking an Elbow to the Face

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

WEBINAR DATE CHANGE: Wednesday 28th January 8pm SYD time / 9am UK time! Because apparently time zones are hard. 🙄…

Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
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Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off

FinnJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…

The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
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The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…

Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Ready to get your game dev on? 🤡 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…

ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet
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ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate data showdown! 🤓 On Wed, 26 Feb 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM GMT,…

Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK
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Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Listen up, Atlantans! Because MLK Weekend is apparently all about overpriced roof parties now. 🙄 Get ready for the “LEMON…

Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home
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Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…

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