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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…

Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
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Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…

TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
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TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…

MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
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MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

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